Q. What is a cow's favorite subject in school?
A. Moooooooooosic!
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Q. What is a sharks favorite food?
A. Fish and Ships!
Submitted by Nicole S.. (age 10)
Q. Why did the cow cross the street?
A. To go to the moooovies!
Submitted by Max (age 6) Woodbury, NY USA
Three men walk into a bar.... the 4th one ducks!!!
Submitted by Brittany. (age 12)
Temperance, MI USA
Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A. Hi, Bud!
Submitted by Brianna M. (age 9) Hamilton, Waikato,
New Zealand
Q. Why did the girl eat her homework?
A. Because her teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Submitted by Cynthia & Jasmine (age 10) Mission,
TX USA
Q. Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if he flew over the bay, he'd be a bagel
(baygull)!
Anonymous
Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a
sheep?
A. A Wooly jumper!
Submitted by Aoife M. (age 12) Ireland
Q. What did the dry cookies say to the almonds?
A. You're nuts, and we're crackers!
Submitted by Jemimia H. (age 9) Columbus, OH USA
Q. Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A. Because he didn't want to be a Hotdog!
Submitted by Joey S. (age 7) Houston, TX USA
Q. What is black,white and red all over?
A. A skunk with a diaper rash!
Submitted by Bailey (age 12) Willow Lake, SD USA
Q. Why did the math book go to the doctor?
A. Because it had so many problems!
Submitted by Alex U. (age 12) St. Cloud, FL USA
Q. What song does a mommy rock
sing to her baby?
A. Rock-a-by-baby!
Submitted by Adam (age 4), Michigan USA
Q. Where does a sheep get a haircut?
A. At the Baa Baa shop!
Submitted by Ashley
Q. What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A. A milk dud.
Submitted by Debbie (age 48) Grosse Ile, Michigan
USA
Q. Why did the farmers change the cows bails of hay
from round to square?
A. So cows got a square meal too!
Submitted by Joshua (age 5) Nanaimo, British Columbia,
Canada
