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Do YOU have a joke you'd like to share?  Submit it to!!! Please include your first name, age, and city/state/country you're writing from.

Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?

A. To get his quarter back!
Submitted by Presley S., age 7, Illinois

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To show he wasn't chicken!
Submitted by Suzzie A.

Q. How do you wake up if you don't have an alarm clock?

A. Don't go to sleep and you won't have to worry about it!
Submitted by Emily B., age 10, Ohio

Q. Why didn't the mummy cross the road?

A. It didn't have the guts to!
Submitted by Emily B., age 10, Ohio

Q. What is the best thing to say to a worm?

A. Sleep late! (Get it? The early bird gets the worm!)
Submitted by Lisa C, age 11

Q. What do you call two burglars?

A. A pair of nickers!
Submitted by Emila K, age 7, Godalming, United Kingdom

Q. What's a kids favorite wine at Christmas?

A. But Mum, I don't like sprouts!
Submitted by Laura K, age 9, Godalming, United KingdomQ. What's a snake's favorite subject?

A. Hiss-tory!
Submitted by Jessica, S.E. Asia

Q. How do you get out of an elephants stomach?

A. You run around and around and around until you are "all pooped out".
Submitted by Colleen, age 51, Michigan

Q. What goes aa aa aa?

A. A sheep with no lips!
Submitted by Nadia H


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