Q. Who says "oh, oh, oh"?
A. Santa Claus walking backwards!
Submitted by Afroza
Q. What did the blueberry say to the strawberry?
A. Nothing- blueberries don't talk!
Submitted by Colleen, USA
Q. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football
team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Submitted by "Tweetyville", New Zealand
Q. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Disease.
Disease who?
A. Disease wee troozers fit you!
Submitted by Rachel age 6, Scotland
Q. What do you call a wasp?
A. A wanna bee!
Submitted by Sandy
Q. What do fish Save in their piggybanks?
A. Sand dollars!
Submitted by Deanna age 10
Q. What fish can you see at night?
A. A starfish!
Submitted by Deanna age 10
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. They all do!
Submitted by Jessica, Bermuda
Q. Why was it hot after the basketball game?
A. Because all the fans were gone!
Submitted by Jim
Q. Why is tennis such a noisy game?
A. Because everyone raises such a racket!
Submitted by Joanne, USA
